What the FAQ?
You've got questions, well here are some sarcastic answers!
Q: So, are you guys really like that, or are you just playing characters?
A: No, that's really us, we're not smart enough to perform as characters. We act the exact same way at the bar as we do on the show. We believe that the truth is always funnier than a lie.
Q: Do you guys really drink during the show?
A: Well, most of us do. Jason had to quit drinking because of health problems (no not a blown out liver).
Q: So, is Kate really that stupid?
A: Yes.
Q: Is Kate's vagina really that big?
A: What, I couldn't hear you all the way in here.
Q: What the hell is a homopyronecronymphobeastiac?
A: That is a person, who is addicted to having sex with animals, that are the same sex as you, that are dead and on fire. Also known as Mrs.Giggles 
Q: What the hell were you smoking when you came up with that?
A: Jason came up with that when he was in high school. He was trying to come up with the ultimate/longest fetish he could think of. Now, this was the time before the internet. He could probably come up with something a lot weirder and longer now.
Q: Who the hell is Jimmy, and why do you hate him so much?
A: Jimmy is a friend of ours. When he found out we were doing a radio show, he told us to mention him. He told us, "Look, I don't care what you say about me, I just want to be mentioned. You could even say, 'Fuck Jimmy' and I would be happy."
Q: Is that really Stuart's daughter in those "Nuggets of Wisdom"?
A: Yes. Stuart brought his actual 3 year old daughter into the studio one day, and we got her to say all kinds of things. We would feed her lines one at a time and then Jason edited them all together.
Q: Whois this Jesus H. Brown guy, and why do we never hear him talk?
A:Jesus H.Brownused to by the nameHenry, until we got a look at his drivers license and found out his real first name is Jesus. He's Columbian, so that should explain it.
Until he was 16years old, whenhe went to get his license for the first time and got a look at his birth certificate, did he even find out his name was really Jesus.
As for why he doesn't talk, we don't really know why, but when he does, it's pretty funny.
Q: Is Jason really the hairiest man on NowLive?
A: Does this answer your question?
Q: Do you folks have real jobs?
A: Not if we can help it, and unfortunately, most of us can't.
Q: What happened to Shithead Sean?
A: See above answer. He's working at a local bar on Friday nights now doing karaoke and getting hit on by toothless redneck whores.
Q: Why do you keep toasting to "The Pink Knight"?
A: OK, this ones kinda weird.
Q: What, you mean weirder then the other answers you've already given?
A: Yes
Q: Oh shit.
A: OK, shut the fuck up so I can answer your question, this is going to be a long one. The Pink Knight was thought up by Stuart the Viking, and Jew Rob one night at Shithead Sean's karaoke show. They were sitting there waiting for their turns to sing, when a really funny thought accured to them:
"What if the greatest knight in King Arthur's court wore pink armor?"
Then they thought about him fighting dragons by day, and polishing his pink armor at knight while his paige polished his nob. Then they thought about all the knights toasting him at the feast by standing up and shouting, "To the Pink Knight!"
So they started going around to everyone in the bar and telling them about it. Soon they had everyone int he bar shouting, "To the Pink Knight!" and raising their drinks.
The next night they told the story on the show, and it stuck like a cat in a velcro room.
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